- That 70’s Show. (via drythroats)
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
I think I finally figured out why I don’t have a boyfriend yet. I didn’t forward that chain message in 6th grade, dammit.
Learning about this girl becoming beauty queen from my hometown just brings my mood down because had I stayed, that would have been me a few years back 😒
Can my phone ship already? 😩
I know there are no shipments done on sundays but I am so impatient right now.
On this gloomy ass day, I think I need a burger. Who wants to join me?
Ok I’m officially sad that my friend is going back home tomorrow :( these were some amazing 2 1/2 weeks that we spent together. She’s such a sweet and sassy person, like no other. Don’t know when she’ll be back, but the house will be empty again :( Only upside to this is that I’m going back home in exactly one month so we’ll see each other again. I haven’t laughed this hard or felt this comfortable living with someone, ever. Come back soon please!
I would have loved to have been a beauty queen from my hometown :(
Cada persona es una bendicion :)