My fav way to deal with reality: I’m going to cry about a situation until I accept what cannot be changed.
Will someone please tell me what men want
Someone pick me up and lets do something. I cant stand another saturday night alone
Deattachable shower head fell on my forehead and now I have a bruise :(
On the bright side, I dyed my hair wickedly 😊
Can’t sleep…. I want to say why but I’m afraid that someone may try to spoil it.
I can’t wait for tomorrow, and the next day.
Right after I made the decision to continue living, I was blessed with something inexplicably amazing. And now that I think about it, I would have missed out on it had I been a little less brave.
Such a crazy world this is… And such an insane life we are all living. Through the bad times do we learn to kneel down and pray and thank God or the universe for the gift of breathing in goodness when it arrives.
I had been sleeping with the light on for 5 months straight after a terrible nightmare, until last night when I finally shut it off and dozed into a dream I can’t remember. I never want to fall again, and I know that I won’t now that I have so much to be thankful for.
I was brushing up on my french and I had to translate “J’aime manger la banane” and my dumb ass puts “I like eating the apple” what the fuck possessed me to put that fuck damnit shit
Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
Me: YAS! I ain't shit!
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
im such a fuck up
Who volunteers to marry me?